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"I'm Getting Married TOMORROW:" 24 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Accidentally Destroyed Their Entire Lives

That is... rough.

1. The person who might need to take some time off from driving:

Car balanced precariously on roadside sign at night; it appears to have driven up and over a curb, coming to rest in a dramatic position

2. The person who just made a wedding memory they'll never, ever forget:

Person showing a fresh cut on their forehead while holding their hair back

3. The person who had a Looney Tunes-esque fall on the slopes:

Ski tracks curve into snow leading to a snow angel, flanked by trees, with animal tracks continuing ahead

4. The person who went on a hero's journey to the beach only to have this happen:

Sign on a beach warns: "Keep Out. Sewage-Contaminated Water." Shadows and waves are visible in the background

5. The person whose laundry just got extra gritty:

Overturned laundry basket with spilled soil and scattered clothes on the floor. A broken plant pot is nearby

6. The person who just got the worst kind of message:

Smartwatch displaying a text message conversation where one person discusses their spouse's infidelity humorously

7. The person who is eatin' good tonight:

A piece of hair coming out of a fried egg roll

8. The person whose delivery order may have gotten juuuust a bit smooshed:

A delivery package under a car tire

9. The person whose hard-earned money went to some crisp, cool air:

An opened envelope with just thick plastic cushioning and nothing inside

10. The person who blue themself:

A person's knee covered in blue Sharpie

11. The person whose phone had the ride of a lifetime:

Cracked smartphone screen held above someone's lap inside a car

12. The person who had their day go from bad to even worse in about five seconds:

Car tire is severely damaged and flat, with visible rust on the wheel well. The vehicle is parked on a gravel surface

13. The person whose egg looks like it came from Planet Xeblar-B:

Broken egg with unusual green yolk spilled on a plastic surface, suggesting an unexpected find or culinary mishap

14. The person who got absolutely AMPED at bedtime:

Two bottles of over-the-counter medication: one for headache relief with caffeine and NSAID, and one of extra strength acetaminophen caplets

15. The person who accidentally cooked their cheesecake on the surface of the sun:

Burnt, blackened cake stuck to a pan

16. The person who found a little furry friend in their grapes:

A spider in grapes

17. The person who made the classic rice–giant-jug-of-salt mix-up:

Rice cooker with pink salt in it cooking

18. The person whose steak was cooked to unfathomable levels of doneness:

A burnt piece of thin meat alongside cheese on toast and bacon bits

19. The person who, uh, had THIS happen to them:

A sofa that ended up getting stuck in a tree as it was being hauled in a truck

20. The person who was lucky enough to find out they had a few extra friends living with them:

Arrow pointing to what appear to be large roaches in a crevice between the floor and the wall

21. The person who discovered a brand new, delicious type of chocolate:

Box of assorted chocolates with one missing. Overlay text reads, "I ate two before I saw..."

22. The person whose $20 bill is laughing in their face:

Image of a $20 bill with the text on top reading, "Thought it was my lucky day." The bill's text indicates it's a motion picture prop

23. The person who added a special blue seasoning to their burgers:

Melted plastic on a dish

24. And the person who got the world's saddest sausage and peppers:

A sausage with two green pepper slices on a plate. Text reads, "Ordered sausage and peppers... got... this:"